whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.”
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.
All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann
holy crap go look at my eyes in that selfie I posted today, they’re like goddamn amber molasses or some crap what the hell who even am I in that photo
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat
Vincent van Gogh - Skull with a Burning Cigarette, 1885-86. Oil on canvas
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.
jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
I got a bit sunburnt on holiday
So welcome home freckles